March 2012
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i hope rick santorum forgets to put on deodorant...
I Hope Rick Santorum Gets A New Hairstyle From...
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Dystopian Paradise: Life After the Hunger Games →
I started a pinterest for the bookstore. I love my job. Follow us!
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i hope Rick Santorum is drinking something and all the ice cubes are stuck together and while he’s drinking they all come loose at once and his drink spills all over him.
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i hope Rick Santorum opens all his windows but it gets cold while he’s out and when he gets home his apartment is freezing.
yo-la-littlehonda:
I hope Rick Santorum meant to hit delete but hits publish.
yup, these are still funny.
February 2012
142 posts
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vanboobsenstein replied to your post: prehyped replied to your photo: oh, did I tell you…
see also: North Beach
see also: the Marina. Although, I do go to City Lights and Vesuvio every now and then. I heart Vesuvio. I’m that guy.
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prehyped replied to your photo: oh, did I tell you guys that when alan’s g-rents…
Ft. Point! I’m a Bay Area native and I went there for the first time in December. It’s so cool!
yeah, I’ve been here almost three years. I guess it’s one of those You Live Here But You Never Go There Unless People Are Visiting.
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this is never going to get old
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets the Missing E error on every page of his dashboard.
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vanboobsenstein replied to your photo: oh, did I tell you guys that when alan’s g-rents…
where is that???? I see the tag and now i want to check it out.
It’s the Fort at Fort Point - AKA the place where Madeleine jumps into the bay while Scottie is following her because he thinks she’s possessed by Carlotta Valdes.
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ihopericksantorum:
i hope Rick Santorum is walking his dog but his dog poops an extra time and he doesn’t have any bags left and lots of people are watching.
YEA MINE
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http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/ →
diffusebombs:
submit
SUBMIT
ask and ye shall etc.
Um, so, is an "I hope Rick Santorum..." Tumblr in...
saraissure:
Because I would submit to that shit 10 times daily.
oh, hell yeah
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete...
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luckydo replied to your post: When my cat eats me and wears my skin like a suit,…
The proof is in the pictures
AVENGE ME TUMBLR
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When my cat eats me and wears my skin like a suit, you guys will tell the world I died how I lived, right?
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velocipedestrienne replied to your post: No cat, I PROMISE you don’t want to join me.
My cat used to like to lean over and get a drink from the bath, and then sit next to the tub and give me a stink-eye leveled just over the edge so all I could see was her displeasure. So lovely.
He beat a bitter retreat, but the stink eye is in FULL EFFECT.
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joined a gym
felt as natural as breathing. then i remembered I’ve been going to gyms for a decade now. Operation Exercise as Drugs: so far so good.
Eval for Operation Drugs as Drugs on Wednesday.
I will get out of this fucking hole. Just watch me.
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Tomorrow, there's a Bookstore and Chocolate crawl... →
which sounds like the BEST DAY EVER. If any of you lovelies are participating, my bookstore is on there (you know the one), and I’m working tomorrow, so be sure to say HAY. I’ll be sure to wear a flouncy dress for the occasion.
ETA:
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that naked 'fat' woman crushing the windshield in...
jasencomstock:
I’m heartened that so many people are commenting that every headline about her being ‘fat’ 1. isn’t germane to the story 2. if the first thing you say when you saw the photo is a ‘wow she’s fat,’ than you are a giant dick.
Yes. Thank you.
“it fell like judgement, but it was only rain.”
– today in lyrics that made me cry in public
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“I mean those are extremes. But you’re still awesome - its like there...”
– Jeff, re: my potential cyclothymia. It’s important to have good friends, y’all.
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Do you guys know →
that my best friends from Army made a fake website for a fake restaurant called Bon Rappetit, and everyone thinks it’s real and they keep coming to ATL to find it, only it doesn’t exist and it’s just a fake website?
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brosophila replied to your post: a PhD program in bioengineering
I’m sort of surprised it’s 70% dudes a bit, the biomedenigneering here is a bit more balanced iirc, although I think the field draws from some hella dudely engineering disciplines
oh yeah? I mean, so far all he’s seen is a pizza party in the lobby of the hotel they put him up in (which, aren’t you Stanford? Is that...
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a PhD program in bioengineering
brosophila replied to your post: Husboy says the group interviewing at Stanford is…
What’s he interviewing for?
he wants to put an iphone in my brain.
which would finally mean I never had to get off tumblr.
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Husboy says the group interviewing at Stanford is 70% white dudes. Kindly shut up, everyone complaining about scholarships going to minorities. I AM LOOKING AT YOU ALAN’S GRANDMOTHER.
today in things that are hard
I was sidelined by brain chemicals yesterday.
My therapist and I have been on the fence about drugs for a while. I grew up with a mom addicted to prescription pills (and other vices), and the rest of my family has a … complicated history with antidepressants, so. I’ve been reluctant, but, it’s getting in the way. Of my friendships, my creativity, my energy, my LIFE every minute...