December 2010
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ummmm.
telephoto lens for Christmas! That my husband proudly claims he bought off of something called the “gray market”.
GUESS WHAT I’M DOING TODAY.
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If you aren't reading Bunny's column on SG, you... →
i just wish she posted more often.
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i just got the best ever spam comment on my other...
behold!
Hi, When I was a baby, I dreamt and I knew not what dreams where. When I was a child, I dreamt, and I knew no limits. I felt the world was mine to have. When I was a teenager, I dreamt of the future not thinking how I would ever make such a future a reality. When I became an adult, I dreamt only of reality as I could see it and knew I could create. I knew limits and boundaries....
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there is a young man walking back and forth down the street with a safety cone on his head. I’d like to pretend he’s protesting something, but I know deep down that in all likelihood, he’s probably experiencing some kind of meth-related psychosis.
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I grow weary of having only one viable pants option.
To the mall!
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“I once owned two white mice, but…one ate the other and then died of loneliness.”
– Graham Greene (via lazybookreviews)
I can’t not reblog Graham Greene.
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this is his new way of telling me I'm a bitch
Post- co-ed shower, drying off, Alan preparing to shave.
Alan: Hey, can you blow-dryer off the mirror for me?
Me: Oh, I didn’t know you required an assistant to shave your face.
Alan: [starts singing When Love is Gone from A Muppet Christmas Carol]
Amy Has a Wacky Disease: Christmas Edition
Quoth Wiki:
PTA usually arises as a complication of an untreated or partially treated episode of acute tonsillitis. The infection, in these cases, spreads to the peritonsillar area (peritonsillitis). This region comprises loose connective tissue and is hence susceptible to formation of abscess.
As the abscess develops, persistent pain in the peritonsillar area, fever, malaise, headache and a...
adomania
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the crushing sense that the future is arriving ahead of schedule, that all those years with fanciful names like “2011” are bursting from their hypothetical cages into the arena of the present, furiously bucking the grip of your expectations while you lean and slip in your saddle, one hand reaching for reins, the other waving up high like a schoolkid who finally...
i walked to the clinic in the rain at 1 sharp (walk-in-hours) and there were already more than 15 people ahead of me. When I tried to sign in, the office lady told me that I probably wouldn’t be seen today. There were six more people behind me who, I guess, were SOL too.
I burst into tears and just started rambling: I’m so sorry I’ve just been sick since thanksgiving and I was...
Touch it...Touch it I say!: It's a Wonderful Life... →
therealestsocksinthegame:
lalalimonada:
Y’know, unfollow me if you must. But the first is depressing and the second is just bad.
Of course I havent’ watched either since I was ten so maybe it’s just that I haven’t watched them as an adult.
Drink, drank, drunk. Am I an adult now? WTF.
what’s funny is I was just about to update that I would rather be at home watching the It’s A...
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EXCITING UPDATE
i have graduated from chicken soup, to chicken soup and a grilled cheese sandwich.
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relevant
to what’s going on in our homophobic senate.
After the jump, an honest-to-goodness email, verbatim, except for a few identifying details, that an old war buddy sent Alan this week that just… well, you’ll see.
If you’re scratching your head, thinking, gay? husband? whu? I direct you to my old shitfest blog for clarity. Part of the reason coming out was a BFD was because...
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MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, Y'ALL
thebronzemedal:
Hey, Christopher Nolan, if you’re still looking for villains for the new Batman movie, I suggest all the homophobes in the Senate. Thanks.
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I’m always scared of the clear carrots.
FACEBOOK BREAKING NEWS REPORT:
acureforjerks:
NOW HEAR THIS: Making your default picture Spongebob Squarepants will NOT keep little Timmy from getting his ass whooped by Dad.*
*Note: In the unlikely scenario that Timmy is on Facebook when his dad kicks his door down, and his Dad is an avid Spongebob Squarepants fan and gets distracted long enough for Timmy to climb out his window and run to safety, this approach to social...
tumblr, you're a doctor, right?
great. tell me if this is normal.
Early last October I got the swine flu. It took about 2 months to get all the way out of my system.
Then, I got sick again during Christmas. It turned into a series of colds, and finally went away a month or so later. Then, in the beginning March I got strep throat. That took a while to work its way through. Then, in May, I got a nasty cough that just...
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let's make a playlist!
even when i UNPLUG MY ROUTER, I can find ways to distract myself from finishing this motherfuckin’ project.
My first semester? When I had Swine Flu for paper season? Not only did I get extensions on everything, but I had no pesky distractions, such as having to work all weekend, or going to THE SOUND OF MUSIC SING-ALONG in a mere few hours to make me twist giddily in my seat.
What movie does this describe?
rodmanstreet:
sarah-of-a-lesser-god:
ipomoea:
glossylalia:
-rosasparks-:
nola-darling:
ipomoea:
postironyisnotamyth:
suburbantragic:
davidg1111:
“Soldier falls for native of lush alien world.”
The Time Traveller’s Wife.
Schindler’s List
Fern Gully.
Avatar
Apocalypse Now.
Men In Black II
Legally Blonde.
All The President’s Men
Forrest Gump
Dances With Wolves
HEY GIRL TALK FANS →
this shit is MADE OF AWESOME.
mandatory. →
i lost the original post I smurfed this link from, so apologies to whomever I’m failing to give credit.