turn on the light

salsajorts:

So wait does Ryan Lochte say “jeah” or does he say “geah”

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This is my favorite status update.

mattgorman:

kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

Kanye forever and ever.

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I just came home and alan is gone, and I opened the bathroom door to pee, and when i flicked on the light the cat was just sitting on the toilet tank looking at me and I almost shit my very pants.

i can’t believe I’m admitting this to the internet, but I think I did actual damage to my throat before when i choked on that hot dog.

like, it’s killing me. swallowing is torture.

this is the second stupidest thing that I’ve ever done to myself.

holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

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Go home, Bob Dylan, you’re drunk.

Ate a hotdog for lunch. Almost choked to death. Throat still hurts. Regret nothing.

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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

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